stressingly:

the road to success is under construction

(via lubricates)

mintprincen:

goddess-of-apples:

snorlaxlovesme:

rosereturns:

things said in majority of movies:

  • "I TRUSTED YOU!!"
  • "she’s not just some girl!"
  • "I should have told you this a long time ago."
  • "I’m not a little girl anymore!!"
  • "but I love him!!"

-“You’re giving up your dream!”
  “No dad, I’m giving up YOUR dream.”

"I knew your father. He was a good man."

*girl walks downstairs*

Guy: Wow… you look… great.

(via preteenager)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via i-n-e-f-f-a-b-l-e-m-e)

praises:

all adults do is ask me about my plans for college like don’t you want to know what my favorite color is

(via phobias)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

(via crunchier)

undauntedly:


go fuck yourself phyllis
rawhumor:

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