me: *buys first bra*
my mom: you're a woman now
me: *starts period*
my mom: you're a woman now
me: *gets a job*
my mom: you're a woman now
me: Mom can I go to-
my mom: NO YOU'RE JUST A LITTLE GIRL IT'S DANGEROUS YOU WILL BE HOME BY 8 PM

dzamonja-swag:

rabioheab:

i think my neighbourhood deserves a sitcom because there’s

  • me, the teen blogger
  • a house with 8 nuns
  • a drug dealer who drives a hummer
  • a scottish man who only ever wears a kilt and mows his lawn at 3 am
  • an elderly couple who drive everywhere on their lawn mower
  • a peacock who has been roaming the neighbourhood for years and no one knows why or where it came from 

I’d watch the shit outta that show

(via 5soboys)

hisandherquotes:

everything you love is here

pissedachios:

pissedachios:

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?

oh sheet

(via me4ngirls)

cruellings:

-
werewolf-shadow:

crystallizedfeelings:

addiction-baby:

votkalisigara:

X

Fuck [me/you/it/this]

XXX

☼
davidnailme:


I dare you not to smile.

egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time

(via super-wholock-fangirl)